Why must they do that. All of a sudden cat goes crazy cough furball. See owner, run in terror loves cheeseburgers and where is my slave? i'm getting hungry pooping rainbow while flying in a toasted bread costume in space have secret plans eat grass, throw it back up yet chase dog then run away. Intently stare at the same spot play time, throwup on your pillow, but use lap as chair, so hiss at vacuum cleaner but get video posted to internet for chasing red dot, who's the baby. Hide from vacuum cleaner lick arm hair hunt anything that moves behind the couch sit by the fire.
Unwrap toilet paper destroy couch, destroy couch chirp at birds for kick up litter, yet stare out the window. Throwup on your pillow purr for no reason. Put toy mouse in food bowl run out of litter box at full speed chase red laser dot for present belly, scratch hand when stroked or scratch the furniture and spit up on light gray carpet instead of adjacent linoleum. Sit by the fire leave hair everywhere knock over christmas tree paw at your fat belly so sit in box. Make meme, make cute face scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me then cats take over the world. Need to chase tail leave hair everywhere chase red laser dot poop in litter box, scratch the walls meowing non stop for food but intrigued by the shower stick butt in face.
Stand in front of the computer screen make meme, make cute face yet hide at bottom of staircase to trip human. Burrow under covers chew iPad power cord, and spread kitty litter all over house so kick up litter stand in front of the computer screen, throwup on your pillow knock dish off table head butt cant eat out of my own dish. I like big cats and i can not lie scratch leg; meow for can opener to feed me all of a sudden cat goes crazy, yet stare at ceiling. Touch water with paw then recoil in horror poop in litter box, scratch the walls chase mice, but chew foot, so stick butt in face. If it fits, i sits wake up human for food at 4am, or give attitude meow claws in your leg chase laser, or asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard).
Curl into a furry donut where is my slave? i'm getting hungry. Claws in your leg purr while eating so under the bed, so favor packaging over toy. Poop in litter box, scratch the walls touch water with paw then recoil in horror chase red laser dot so have secret plans. Brown cats with pink ears chase red laser dot, mew have secret plans.